Thursday, March 27, 2014

Taco Bell breakfast is absolutely wonderful

Let me just start out by saying I love Taco Bell. I could (and have) eat there everyday and be completely happy at the end of the week. So when I found out Taco Bell was going to be introducing breakfast at all restaurants, I was thrilled. Now, I could eat Taco Bell at all hours of the day.
I don’t know what it is about Taco Bell, but even the employees love being there. They’re always so happy, and this morning was no exception. So today, I got the Bacon AM Crunchwrap #14 Combo with orange juice and two Cinnabons. You can get a hash brown instead of the Cinnabons if you so choose, but I figured the AM Crunchwrap has a hash brown inside, I might as well get something else. The AM Crunchwrap is a bit smaller than a normal Crunchwrap, but just as packed with breakfast goodness. The first bite, I was hooked. I knew right there that Taco Bell breakfast had taken over as my favorite breakfast fast food place. The AM Crunchwrap has the perfect combination of eggs, cheese, spicy nacho sauce, big bacon bits, and hash brown all folded up into a wrap delight. The orange juice was just as good, they use Tropicana, but if orange juice isn’t your cup of tea, you can get coffee or any fountain drink. I can’t think of anything better than starting your day with Mountain Dew Baja Blast, but I’ll try that another time. And I can’t even begin to describe how great the conclusion of my AM Crunchwrap was with the two Cinnabons. Balls of cinnamon with sugary goo inside cannot be described thoroughly enough. They’re that good.
Please do yourself a favor, and wake up happy with Taco Bell breakfast. You won’t be disappointed.
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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

AT&T has fantastic customer service

My Nokia Lumia 920’s been acting up. My first 920’s front facing camera somehow got a ton of dust in it, so I called up AT&T and it was covered under my warranty. Great, they sent me a replacement phone, it works good and my front facing camera is completely clean. Now, I’m noticing that the vibration thing is not working and the volume button sometimes stops working and holds down, even though it isn’t being clicked. So I call up AT&T and they tell me that because it was a replacement phone, there’s only a 90 day warranty and it’s been past 90 days. Then, the guy puts me on hold to talk to his manager, and tells me that because we’ve been loyal customers for years, AT&T would give me a free upgrade to any phone. So now, I’ve got a red Nokia Lumia 1520 16 GB coming my way. I cannot begin to explain how unbelievably pleased I am with AT&T. I thought I’d just have to live with the phone for a year until my contract was up, but AT&T is giving me a free upgrade to a new phone. Thanks AT&T!

Thursday, March 6, 2014

I cannot stand Onision

I just watched Onision’s latest video titled “Why I don’t date emo boys” told from the perspective of some unfortunate actress who is now known as being associated with this douchebag. Either way, I watched it, and it wasn’t funny. It was just really offensive. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not someone who gets easily offended by humor that is not politically correct. I have one twisted dark sense of humor, for example, I laughed all throughout Pulp Fiction. Except at the scene with Butch and his girlfriend, that just annoys me. What I have an issue with is when people don’t know how to be funny, so they just start bashing people with the hopes that someone will laugh. Like during a Comedy Central Roast, they’re not just making fun of celebrities by pointing out random things, they’re using their brain to come up with actual jokes at the celebrity’s expense. Except for The Situation. Onision is like The Situation when it comes to comedy. This video was just hurtful, with seemingly no attempt to try to be smart, just to bash. It’s one thing to be offensive, but actually funny. I believe no one is higher up than anyone else, there’s a joke to be made about everyone. But to be offensive and just hurtful and passing that off as comedy? That’s just cringe-y.
Onision has been down this road before, he’ll make videos bashing on certain groups of people, claim it’s comedy, and then say that he’s in favor of these people and that we just need to learn to take a joke. I think that Onision should just learn how to make a joke. But why should he? With the amount of money he makes with his crappy “comedy” videos, his searching-the-internet-for-photos-he-doesn’t-own-and-then-commenting-on-them-“humorously” videos and whatever the hell he does on his other channels, I think he’ll keep stirring up drama for a long time. Think about it: every time he does something stupid, more and more people start to watch, and all those people equal dollar signs. It’s brilliant, in a fucked up way. It’s completely dishonorable, but it makes ends meet.
Plus, me commenting on his stupidity is really what he wants. Attention is attention is attention.